“I have mind powers.”

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Men may prefer blondes but ladies love bald. In the bible, Samson lost his power when his hair was cut off, but in the scientific age, everyone knows that hair loss is a sign of virility. High levels of testosterone are one of the reasons men go bald.

You wish you were this cool.

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It stands to reason that the less hair a man’s got, the manlier he is. Do you know who doesn’t go bald? Eunuchs. Now behold the best of bald: 11 of the sexiest men on earth, who just happen to be hairless.

11. Michael Jordan

This isn’t a painting. Jordan just looks that good.

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A living legend in the world of sports, Michael Jordan is without doubt the greatest basketball player to have ever bounced a ball. According to ESPN he is the greatest North American athlete of the 20^th Century.

Big feet. Big……..shoes.

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Nicknamed ‘Air Jordan’ for his ability to slam-dunk a ball from the free throw line, Jordan’s aerodynamic ability can only have been helped by his lack of hair. Just as a swimmer shaves all their body hair off to reduce water resistance, Michael Jordan’s baldness helped him to defeat gravity.

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10. Woody Harrelson

His father was a hit man: FACT

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From his early days in Cheers, to his multiple blockbuster films, Woody Harrelson has been a renowned star for close to 3 decades. Unlike many Hollywood actors Harrelson has had the decency to grow old gracefully and allow his hair to thin out unimpeded.

If you want to look good makes sure your eyes and tie match.

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Letting nature take its course is entirely in character for Harrelson. He has been a committed environmentalist and vegan for many years now. Not all hippies have long hair.

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9. Damon Wayans

Wayans has a club foot (not pictured).

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One of America’s most loved stand-up comedians, Damon Wayans is a household name thanks to his many comedy films and TV series. From his early 90s show In Living Color, to My Wife and Kids in the late 2000s, Wayans has consistently produced popular, award-winning shows.

Damon Wayans wants you.

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One quarter of the famous Wayans Brothers, Damon is the most successful member of the family, described as an “outrageous cue ball-domed comedian of film and TV satire fortified by a dazzling, sly smile”. He is known not only as a sex symbol but as one of America’s most famous fathers.

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8. Sean Connery

“Yesh, I’m schmooth.”

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A Hollywood legend, Sean Connery is probably one of the most famous film stars in Hollywood. With a career spanning over 60 years, Connery is the granddaddy of A-list actors. Best known for his portrayal of James Bond, Connery starred in 7 of the 007 franchise films.

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A winner of an academy award, two BAFTA awards, three Golden Globe awards and the recipient of a knighthood, Sir Connery has been voted ‘The Greatest Living Scot’. In 1989, he was proclaimed ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ and in 1999, at age 69, he was voted ‘Sexiest Man of the Century’. Not bad for a man who’s been bald for over 40 years.

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7. Samuel L. Jackson

Jackson has just spotted a snake.

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An iconic actor and the highest grossing movie star of all time, Samuel L. Jackson has appeared in over 100 films. A former Black Panther, Jackson got into acting through his involvement in the Civil Rights movement. A public speaking class, which he took to improve the speeches he gave, inspired Jackson to pursue a career as an actor.

Somebody asked Jackson if he likes snakes.

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Overcoming numerous drug addictions, the ‘hairless heretic of the screen’ has won numerous awards throughout his career. At the turn of the century he was honoured with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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6. Bruce Willis

Willis just realised how rich he is.

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German-born actor Bruce Willis is the father of modern action films. As John McLane in the Die Hard Trilogy, Willis showed the world how a bald man can be strong and sexy. Starring in over 60 blockbuster films, Willis is not only a prolific actor but a consummate business man.

When you’re in the army there’s no time to shower.

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Owning multiple properties in LA, his own Production Company and part owner of the Planet Hollywood chain of restaurants, this bald bruiser knows how to make money.

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5. Michael Rosenbaum

Rosenbaum doesn’t trust you.

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Michael Rosenbaum isn’t naturally bald and would never have made this list were it not for his portrayal of the follicly-challenged Lex Luthor in the hit TV series, Smallville. Rosenbaum is the perfect example of how good a man can look bald.

You’ve won him over.

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With hair he was a handsome but ultimately forgettable face in the Hollywood crowd. Once he lost the locks, Rosenbaum became a dashing and distinctive hunk, and was voted one of the sexiest men alive by People Magazine.

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4. Avery Brooks

This probably isn’t the worst Lincoln impersonation.

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As an actor, director, musician and college professor, Avery Brooks is as well-rounded as his hairless head. Best known for his portrayal of Benjamin Sisko in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, the show ran for seven seasons mainly due to Brooks’s incredible intensity.

TRUE DAT.

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In the course of the show Brooks went from a man with a full head of hair to the hairless hero he is today. And the more hair Brooks lost, the more popular the show became.

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3. Jason Statham

Statham doesn’t trust you.

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British-born action man, Jason Statham is the star of such frenetic films as Snatch, The Transporter, Crank and Death Race. Famous for his fearless filmmaking, Statham is a hairless man who does all his own stunts.

Statham still doesn’t trust you.

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A former world-class diver, Statham was on the British diving team for 12 years before taking the step into acting. Now one of the hottest action stars in Hollywood, this bald beast has left a slew of beautiful models in his wake. After breaking up with the stunning Kelly Brook, Statham is now dating Victoria’s secret model and Transformers 3 star, Rosie Huntington-Whitely.

2. Vin Diesel

Diesel loves Dungeons & Dragons.

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The baddest bald man in Hollywood, Vin Diesel (real name Mark Sinclair Vincent) is an acclaimed director and action star. Before finding fame in Saving Private Ryan, Diesel had already made a name for himself as a director. His short film, Multi-Facial, was selected for screening at Cannes and his first feature, Strays, was selected for the Sundance film festival.

A gang of Orcs just killed his Mage.

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Known for his deep voice and athletic physique, Diesel is a bald man you don’t want to mess with.

1. Patrick Stewart

Jesus could walk on water. Patrick Stewart can swim through land.

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The sexiest hairless man out there, Patrick Stewart is not only the greatest Star Trek captain there ever was but also a classically trained, critically lauded theatre actor. Stewart stars as Professor Xavier in the X-men films and is the voice of Avery Bullock in American Dad! But it’s his distinguished, 50-year theatre acting career that has earned him multiple awards as well as a knighthood.

You love him.

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Patrick Stewart is not only the sexiest bald man in the world but could just be the most epic individual there is.

BONUS! – Buck Angel

Don’t ‘pass the Buck’.

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Proving that even if you’re a woman you want to be a bald man, Buck Angel is a famous transsexual porn star. Born a woman, Buck has had surgery to become ‘a man with a vagina’ and is now a famous and successful porn star.

Wear gloves if shaking hands with King Midas.

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Winner of numerous AVN awards, Buck now spends his time running his own entertainment company, Buck Angel Entertainment and lecturing at universities around the United States.

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Skoda’s have turned out to be great cars, Ryan Gosling has turned out to be a fantastic actor (see Drive, The Ides of March and Blue Valentine) and bald women in films can be sexy too.

There are so many hot bald women, we’ve managed to narrow it down to just sexy sci-fi women. So, without further ado, our list of femme fatales.

1. Evey Hammond (Natalie Portman / V for Vendetta)

Too sexy for words. Or hair.

Who Is She?

Natalie Portman is sexy – undeniably so. She was sexy in Star Wars. She was sexy in Black Swan. She was sexy in Your Highness (terrible film but she bares her bum). It’s unsurprising then to find she was sexy in V for Vendetta.

It’s not just men who can make baldness attractive to the opposite sex. Evie, in spite of being bald (or possibly because of being bald), manages to help unite the entire populous of Britain, overthrow a corrupt dictatorship and blow up the houses of parliament. All done without the need for Pantene Pro-V.

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

What Makes Her So Sexy?

Being Natalie Portman. She’s a babe. She somehow manages to look like a sultry seductress at the same time as looking innocent and making you want to look after her. Her face is perfectly balanced, her eyes are big and beautiful and her lips are luscious. What more could you want? Aha! Yes, she’s bald. Well. She was in 2005.

2. Ripley (Sigourney Weaver / Alien 3)

Pales in comparison to Natalie Portman, but completely sexy in her own right.

Who Is She?

If you don’t know who Ripley is, then you’re clearly not into your sci-fi films. In fact, if you have no idea who Ripley is then you’re probably not really into your films. Come to think of it – how did you get on the internet? Ripley survived the Gugenheim’s and the sci-fi world’s most terrifying creation throughout the bone jangling first film, the gore-laden follow up, and manages to survive being impregnated by a queen alien in this one.

This isn’t her best pose. But two baldies makes for a beautiful picture.

What Makes Her So Sexy?

She’s rock hard, for a start. There’s something sexy about a lady that can kill aliens. While being bald. She’s got great bone structure too, despite looking possibly a little too rough. And she also has quite a body on her – all that stabbing of aliens makes for great exercise.

3. Lt Ilias (Persis Khambatta / Star Trek)

Yep, we wish we had a bigger version of this picture too.

Who Is She?

Lt Ilia is someone who many of you will already know and lust after – and most of you will not know. And probably lust after. She was in the 1979 Star Trek film, and was part of a hyper-intelligent race of beings that was almost entirely sex oriented. So they got a former Miss India to play her, and made her look…well, very sex oriented. She was killed (eliminated by a probe), but was replaced by a near perfect copy. Hurrah!

[Oh and can we finally put to bed the rumours of LT Ilias suffering from Dandruff and Hair loss… she shaves her head – that much is obvious to even me]

I would.

What Makes Her So Sexy?

Well, firstly you get to imagine you’re either with the real one or the replica, whichever turns you on more. Secondly, she’s a former Miss India, so she looks an absolute knockout. She pulls off the bald thing perfectly, with high cheekbones, a strong jaw and long, thin neck, and a stunning body. In our bald-centric opinion, by far the best reason to become a Trekkie.

4. Pa’u Zotoh Zhaan (Virginia Hey / Farscape)

Why so blue?

Who Is She?

Perhaps better known as That Blue Alien Chick From Farscape – or, for the more knowledgable, That Blue Alien Priestess From Farscape – Pa’u Zotoh Zhaan is not only in the running for sexiest bald alien babe, but also for the most impossible to pronounce sexy bald alien babe name. Her character provides the other bloodlusting characters from Farscape with some moral stimulus, and offers the just plain lusting viewers of Farscape with some visual stimulus.

Those Scottish Widows adverts have got a whole lot scarier.

What Makes Her So Sexy?

She’s blue? She’s a priestess? So nearly a nun? There’s plenty of reasons why That Blue Alien Chick From Farscape should grace this most nuanced of lists. She has ticks in all the boxes that a bald babe needs – strong bone structure, beautiful eyes and a good neck. Her features may be a little bruising for some, but for all eight of Farscape’s fans (we know there were more of you really, calm down) she was the eye candy.

4.5. Agatha (Samantha Morton / Minority Report)

Aaaaand the bottom of our list.

Who Is She?

Four point five? What are we thinking!? Well, Agatha is a bald lady in a sci-fi film. That gets her in here (though, yes, there are others, we know). However, the fact that she looks like a slightly chubby version of bald Britney Spears after her crazy mental breakdown disbars her from a full ranking, leaving her at number 4.5. She looks kind of weird, veiny, blue, but not hot blue. Living life in a human fish tank has turned her toned body into a pudgy sponge.

She’s growing out of his shoulder.

What Makes Her So Sexy?

She isn’t. Full stop. We’ve just gone through the weird, veiny blue reasons why not. It can be summed up with the above picture. To my heterosexual eye, even pint-sized religious freak Tom Cruise looks more alluring than Agatha. Ah well. Not every bald lady is beautiful, it seems.

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1. Lenny McLean / Barry the Baptist

Don’t upset your granddad, whatever you do…

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Lenny Mclean has been shot, stabbed and imprisoned, owned a pub with one of the Krays, was a champion bare-knuckle boxer for more than 4,000 fights, and was a bodyguard, weightlifter, enforcer and gangster.

Barry “unless you want to be counting the fingers you ‘haven’t got” the Baptist

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Oh, and he was apparently the “Hardest Man in Britain”. He sits at the top of this list for managing to play an unimaginably hard guy in a pretty hard film (Barry the Baptist in Lock, Stock and Two Smokin’ Barrels), while also being an unimaginably hard guy in real life.

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2. Vladimir Putin

Real men ride horses.

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Vladimir Putin. So tough, he has muscled his way into basically every bald-list article I’ve written.

Horses or strategic bombers, I mean.

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As well as being the de facto leader of a state armed to the armpits with nuclear weapons, he also hunts tigers, plays with polar bears, is advanced at judo and was unanimously elected as a Hells Angel (nickname: Abbadon). Before entering politics, he worked in the KGB.

3. “Whitey” Bulger

So tough he has an actual US Marshal’s mugshot. Oh, and this is it.

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Whitey Bulger, one of the least aggressively named psychotic men on our list, has been charged with 19 counts of murder, conspiracy to commit murder, narcotics distribution, conspiracy to commit extortion, extortion, and conspiracy to commit money laundering. As he was also an FBI informant from 1975 onwards, the Bureau were happy to ignore the majority of his crimes in exchange for information on the Mafia.

Oh, and he managed to evade capture until the ripe old age of 81. Impressive, terrible man.

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4. Charles Bronson (the prisoner)

Not right in the head.

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Charles Bronson went to prison in 1972 for stealing a grand total of £26.18 from a post office. So why is he on our list? Charles went to prison in 1972 and has only been out for 4 months since. He’s spent all but four years in solitary confinement. Since the initial armed robbery conviction, Bronson has been convicted of wounding, wounding with intent, criminal damage, grievous bodily harm, false imprisonment, blackmail and threatening to kill.

Charles Bronson had hair once – and look what happened to him.

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What marks him out from others? Well, apart from being an artist underneath all the violence, he has a penchant for hostage taking (he’s taken hostages in 1983, 1994, 1998, 1999 and tried once more in 2007). Also, he apparently greased his entire body in butter before picking a fight with the screws to make him more difficult to catch.

He also wins the award for most entertaining hostage demands. In 1994 he demanded a helicopter, an inflatable doll and a cup of tea. In 1998 he demanded a pair of uzis, a plane to Cuba, 5000 rounds of ammunition and an axe.

Yes. An axe.

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5. Don Logan

Dove: “I’m going to have to turn this opportunity down.” Don: “No, you’re going to have to turn this opportunity yes.”

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Yep, that’s Ben Kingsley. Anyone who has seen Sexy Beast will know why he has been included, and anyone who hasn’t probably should. He is shot, stamped on, beaten, shot again, shot with a shot gun and eventually has his head caved in. His arrival is marked by an enormous boulder destroying the sunny Spanish retirement life of an ex-con, and it is a very accurate metaphor.

EVIL!

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Kingsley based his interpretation of the character on his own grandma, and was quoted in an interview as claiming she was ‘a vile and extremely unpleasant woman’.

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6. Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson, boxing legend and secret hide and seek aficionado.

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I have no idea why Mike Tyson isn’t further up this list. He has a tattoo on his face and he bit off Evander Holyfield’s ear. He’s been to prison and probably should have been more regularly. He’s number 16 on The Ring’s top 100 punchers of all time. ‘Iron’ Mike still holds the record for fastest Olympic Junior knockout, having taken only eight seconds to put someone out of their misery.

Trevor Berbick vs Mike Tyson Berbick looks terrified.

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First round knockouts are a prominent part of Mike’s career, having battered 16 of his first 28 professional opponents to the point of losing consciousness before the bell went once. On the nasty side, he has famously been convicted of rape.

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7. Anderson Silva

Notice the bald man. And now notice the hairy man. See whose winning here?

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Anderson Silva is the longest reigning UFC champion ever, having successfully defended his middleweight crown for nine successful bouts. Nobody has ever defended a title for this many fights in a row. And yes. He is bald.

According to ESPN, Sherdog, Yahoo! Sports and MMA Magazine, he is the number one pound for pound fighter in the world. Basically, if Vladimir Putin was stripped of his guns, his horses, his tigers, his nuclear weaponry, his army, navy, airforce, special forces, thugs, goons, friends and family, then there is no chance he would be above Anderson.

Don’t trust this man.

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As well as being bald, and being pound for pound (and with military capability stripped away) probably the hardest guy on this list, he has five children. Enough even to knacker the crap out of Lenny McLean.

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Ignore them at your peril.

1. Stephen Covey

So bald it could be CGI.

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Who Is He?

If you haven’t heard of him, you’re clearly not a fee-paying member of the Cult of Self Help. He is the famously inspirational creator of 7 Habits of Highly Effective People and most recently The 8^th Habit (any bets on his next book title!?). His 7 Habits has sold over 12 million copies, and he has also released the best selling time management book in history. Anything else? He’s now sold over 20,000,000 books worldwide, is in Time Magazine’s 25 Most Influential Americans and he can shoot lightning from his nostrils.

Dr Stephen R Covey. Proof that crazy bald, crazy rich and plain ol’ crazy make for excellent bedfellows.

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How Will He Help?

Firstly, you’ll need to be highly effective for your start-up to be a success. Secondly, show me an entrepreneur that doesn’t need time management help and I’ll show you a grizzly that lives in the Vatican. You’re going to have to learn from the best, and using success as a barometer, then Dr Stephen R Covey is exactly that.

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2. Ken Blanchard

Timeless Truths. Desired Results. And a Horribly Cheesy Picture.

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Who Is He?

Ken Blanchard is the man behind The Ken Blanchard Companies. Like Covey, he writes books – he has written or co-written over 30 Best Sellers, including the 13,000,000-selling One Minute Manager. His company is one of the most successful management consultancies dealing with employee and leadership training in the world.

The Ken Blanchard Companies have developed the Ken Blanchard Business School at the absolutely fantastic sounding Grand Canyon University. They’ve been successfully consulting since 1979, outliving two depressions. They even have their own facebook page. Now there’s leadership.

“I can even meditate!”

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How Will He Help?

He might give the most inspirational lecture you’ve ever seen in your life – with no props, no notes and no hair. Even if he does cave on the notes, or even on the props, he won’t be doing it with hair. His staff could train your staff (consulting in this sense doesn’t mean chatting about football at lunch), and give you that edge over your competitors. If he’s truly skilled, he might even find an alternative to that awful word ‘edge’ to mean competitive advantage. Who knows what the little bald genius might achieve?

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3. Robin Sharma

He really is very, very bald.

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Who Is He?

Of all the bald people who you should listen to if you’re starting a…well, starting a start-up, then Robin Sharma is definitely the youngest, probably the best looking and well in the running for the baldest. Whether it’s the good looks or the rampant baldness, we’re not sure, but he’s appeared on CNN, on CNBC and on NBC as a leadership advisor. He’s published a number of wildly successful books and he’s been voted one of the top 5 leadership speakers in the world.

And he lives in the sun! With his Ferrari! LISTEN TO THIS MAN!

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How Will He Help?

For a start, if you get on board with his philosophy that anyone can show leadership, and do that from the off, you’re going to have a much more dynamic and creative company. As someone who started off by binning his day job to write a self-help book, self-publish a self-help book and then start a business based on the success of said book, he’s got real world advice on the ins and outs of starting a new business. And a successful one, too – his more established clients (ones you may well aspire to) include Microsoft, IMD Business School, NASA, Nike, FedEx, IBM and Yale University.

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4. Jim Clemmer

Nope – they’re not twins. It’s just that Jim Clemmer only knows one pose. And that RHYMES.

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Who Is He?

For one thing, he’s the only person on this list who is loud and proud about losing his mop. Quoted as saying that one of the things he’s proudest of is tripling the size of his forehead (and that counts as baldness pride, as far as I’m concerned), he’s also managed to write some books and columns and appear on some radio shows. To be honest, he seems like a successful leadership coach whose made a good career out of furthering the businesses of others, and that’s all very well and good, but we’re far more interested in the bald quote.

He can do it with his jacket off, too.

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How Will He Help?

How won’t he help!? He’s proud of being bald! You’re bald (I assume!). Give him a call, ask his advice, let him know you’re both head-hair LITE and see where you can go from there. As far as his leadership skills and principles go, he does seem like a sensible man. You could read his novel, that is actually a self-help book, or just read his many tips.

Unlike some on this list, his approach isn’t a ground-breaking new philosophy that will set your standards and underpin everything you do – its far more practical advice on how to be a great leader, how to manage your start-up and what to do differently.

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